Thursday, January 17, 2008

I'll have what he's having.

"I know that they all probably assume they have better, much more important, urgent, timely, things to campaign on, but I sure would like to get their individual takes on the new video game that one company is marketing to fifteen year old boys.

It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of. "


Man, I want to play Mass Effect more than ever.

(PS: Don't encourage him. They feed on your scorn.)

2 comments:

Ami Angelwings said...

Somehow even tho he is claiming to be fighting objectification of women, etc etc, I get the feeling he thinks feminism is a dirty word xD

Owesome said...

Feminism is next to socialism. In a dictionary of THREATS TO AMERICA!

^_^

And its not that the conservatives want to protect the wimmins from being exploited, so much as they want the wimmins to stop being offensive to their eyes, and get back in the kitchen.