I'll have what he's having.

"I know that they all probably assume they have better, much more important, urgent, timely, things to campaign on, but I sure would like to get their individual takes on the new video game that one company is marketing to fifteen year old boys.

It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of. "

Man, I want to play Mass Effect more than ever.

(PS: Don't encourage him. They feed on your scorn.)

John Rambo: For Good or for Awesome?

From watching this trailer, its hard to tell if this is an argument for or against American isolationism. In the same way that Black Hawk Down was an hour-and-a-half commercial for how if you join the army, you can kill all the black people you want.

Me, I'm waiting for Master Chief to jump in the seat of that Warthog Stallone's manning the turret of. ^_^